Long Sleeve T-Shirts
Description: You might want to rethink that holiday kiss. This design reveals the uncomfortable truth about a classic festive tradition. Santa's little helpers are working overtime with a pair of giant tweezers to harvest a fresh batch of holiday romance directly from his bare feet. Grab this graphic for your next ugly sweater party and guarantee nobody tries to kiss you.
Description: Ditch the boring tourist shop shirts. This neon pop-art skyline is made for locals who know the reality of the daily grind around the Beltway. Whether you are heading downtown from Parkville for a weekend game or just want to show some loud Maryland pride, this retro 70s design gets the point across. Wear it loud and represent Charm City.
Description: Cut through the fog with this bold, graphic tribute to Baltimore’s true sailing ambassador. This isn't just any boat; it’s the iconic Pride of Baltimore (likely the II), captured in a gritty, high-contrast pop art style that demands attention. Perfect for anyone who knows their topsails from their mainsails, loves the Chesapeake Bay, or just wants to wear a serious piece of Maryland heritage that isn't just another crab. Set sail and show your local pride.
Description: Botany gets aggressive when you ignore it. This carnivorous monster features multiple drooling heads ready to make a meal out of anyone who walks by without noticing. Grab this design for fans of cult horror musicals and anyone who prefers their houseplants with a mouthful of sharp teeth.
Description: Bowling is a fun night out for you, but it is a terrifying fight for survival if you are a pin. This design captures the tragic final moments of a wooden romance just before a massive ball ruins their relationship forever. Wear this to your next league night to assert dominance over the lane.
Description: Bring home this design for the plant parent who feels the eyes of their indoor garden watching them. Three potted succulents sit on a shelf with distinctly unamused expressions. The string of pearls plant features an angry face on every single leaf. Perfect for gardeners with a guilty conscience.
Description: Get ready for the big event without breaking the bank. This "RIP My Wallet" design features a wrestling ticket shaped like a tombstone, perfect for the fan who feels the pain of those PPV ticket prices. Whether you're watching from the nosebleeds or your living room couch, this shirt is a humorous tribute to the financial sacrifice of being a WWE fan. It makes a great gag gift for your wrestling buddy or a funny addition to your fight night wardrobe.
