Album: SFW

Description: Nothing screams freedom quite like a bird of prey wearing aviators. Grab this aggressively patriotic graphic for your next summer cookout or whenever you need to blast classic rock at maximum volume. The American flag reflects in the sunglasses because this eagle refuses to apologize for partying.

Description: You might want to rethink that holiday kiss. This design reveals the uncomfortable truth about a classic festive tradition. Santa's little helpers are working overtime with a pair of giant tweezers to harvest a fresh batch of holiday romance directly from his bare feet. Grab this graphic for your next ugly sweater party and guarantee nobody tries to kiss you.

Description: Ditch the boring tourist shop shirts. This neon pop-art skyline is made for locals who know the reality of the daily grind around the Beltway. Whether you are heading downtown from Parkville for a weekend game or just want to show some loud Maryland pride, this retro 70s design gets the point across. Wear it loud and represent Charm City.

Description: The forest floor is hiding secrets. This glowing mushroom and its massive root network prove that fungi are probably plotting something. Grab this design for the mycology fan who knows nature's underground internet is smarter than we are.

Description: Cut through the fog with this bold, graphic tribute to Baltimore’s true sailing ambassador. This isn't just any boat; it’s the iconic Pride of Baltimore (likely the II), captured in a gritty, high-contrast pop art style that demands attention. Perfect for anyone who knows their topsails from their mainsails, loves the Chesapeake Bay, or just wants to wear a serious piece of Maryland heritage that isn't just another crab. Set sail and show your local pride.

Description: Some people see the big picture. Others spend forty minutes examining a single rock while the sun sets on the trail. Grab this vintage hiking graphic for the outdoorsman who over-analyzes the map but still manages to wander off the path.

Description: Botany gets aggressive when you ignore it. This carnivorous monster features multiple drooling heads ready to make a meal out of anyone who walks by without noticing. Grab this design for fans of cult horror musicals and anyone who prefers their houseplants with a mouthful of sharp teeth.

Description: Bowling is a fun night out for you, but it is a terrifying fight for survival if you are a pin. This design captures the tragic final moments of a wooden romance just before a massive ball ruins their relationship forever. Wear this to your next league night to assert dominance over the lane.

Description: We all make mistakes around the campfire. Some of us just end up creating flaming snack projectiles. Grab this for the camper who lacks impulse control and learned the hard way that throwing raw kernels into a roaring fire pit is a terrible idea.

Description: Bring home this design for the plant parent who feels the eyes of their indoor garden watching them. Three potted succulents sit on a shelf with distinctly unamused expressions. The string of pearls plant features an angry face on every single leaf. Perfect for gardeners with a guilty conscience.

Description: Lapel Design

Description: Too many secrets